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Omg. We thought Miley Cyrus was bad. You know, forget “celebrity”. Bella Thorne just might legit be the wildest, dirtiest, sluttiest, skankiest, and most sexually crazed party girl around, PERIOD. And that’s why we love her!(I can’
Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
ouieer: Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
metaphoricalprune: When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so
“And that, kids, is how to get kicked out of a McDonald’s play palace.”
Oh, dear. Looks like Dora had another rough night, kids. Poor lil’ explorer. ~Bunny
tygmaker: 1800ringgold: I will reblog this until the stars burn out…… white people are very brave when it comes to terrorizing black children who do not have the power to fight back. and are very surprise when someone comes to their defense.
You were always told by your mom that things would be different when you passed high school. You were told that the bullies, jocks, and cool kids would all grow up to be losers, and the outcasts, such as yourself, would be the ones to grow up to see perso
cats522: transbliss: weloveshortvideos:Is that really a pumpkin? LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND I would have legit died right there THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY TWICE
I keep on havin’ dreams about a head tattoo. I’ve only gotten my hair done once in my life and that was cuz I was livin’ on the road and got lice and had to chop most of it off. I think it’s time for a change :)
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
silversarcasm: its so important to have disabled presence in children’s media, disabled kids grow up with really harmful messages about being burdens, ugly and unwanted and that needs to be challenged, we need to be showing disabled kids that they’re
rob-anybody: fckyeahitslauren: imdoingstufflori: excuse me for thinking han and leia deserve a better child than kylo dickbag ren Writers couldn’t even give them a second kid? If they had to have a kid and that kid had to turn out awful, at least
runneysfm: SeekSeer requested an ahegao Palutena. Im pretty happy with how it came out. I also think I’ve figured out the problem with the skin. This model doesn’t really support SSAO that well and that makes you able to see polygons you otherwise
coinincident: HE’S JUST HAVING SUCH A SHITTY DAY HIS BOSS IS AN ASS AND HE CAN’T SEEM TO GET THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS AND THEN ALL THESE FUCKING PAPER AIRPLANES ARE STUCK TO HIM AND HARRASSING HIM AND HE JUST LOOKS SO PISSED AND THAT KID IS LIKE “u
thereallieutenantcommanderdata: sonic: official-data: marzipanandminutiae: nemmica: I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
autisticlynx: there’s so many parents who don’t recognize that they are abusing their kids it is critical that children become aware of abuse from adults and that they recognize what abuse can look like, and that’s why I very strongly believe
ok usually I am total allo garbage and I’m super invested in ships and all that. and I totally have some ships in y*wapeda, but deep down, I just really care about the friendships, specifically the third years and their ~kids~. like. I could
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
Things that have happened in my first week of teaching fifth grade social studies at an IB world middle school
And that, kids…
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
that-kid-from-london: I’m about to eat this whole family of chocolate people MUHAHAHAHA UPDATE:They’ve cottoned on to my intentions and are trying to escape! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OH NO YOU DON’T. MMMMMMM CHOKLIT PEEPOL
Hey, kids! Do you know what the word of the day is? It’s CLUSTERFUCK! WOOOOO!
missing-my-arm-and-leg: luckied: +1 Jean snickered and handed the coat back. “Just don’t forget your brother on the train, got it? You do and won’t hear the end of it from that kid.” Ed sighed quietly, grabbing his coat and putting it on, only
baptisms: actual-noiz: actually noiz and aoba wouldn’t adopt kids, noiz would just buy bunnies from the pet store and that would be their children “noiz what the fuck where did all of these rabbits come from?” “pet store.”
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
lardybarbie: proletarianprincess: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
When you ask the teacher what the HW is and that kid says to "Look on the board" and youre all like
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
when I was a kid I was in love with my best friend and when we played barbies, our barbies would give each other cunnilingus and that’s how I knew I was gay.
sodomymcscurvylegs:We all made fun of Donald for not healing us in KH and now we’re all bottoms playing Mercy/Moira getting “I need healing!” spammed at us, and that kids is called “karma.”
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
Soo that kid I’ve been seeing? Things have become official and its weirdd to be back in a relationship. But he’s so, so amazing. Its insane. For once its not just me saying the sweet corny things. Amd hes really smart. And amazing in bed.
essayofthoughts: indigoumbrella: essayofthoughts: indigoumbrella: huffpostarts: In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights Is that… is that even healthy? There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the
joyfullychaotic:ok I didn’t want to make this post but I’ve seen enough bullshit spread on my dash and I’ve had it up till herejfc christ tumblr. I know you like to make everything a race issue, I know that since about 80% of you are americans,
gayharshnoise: no offense but i just saw a fundraiser for a dog to get chemo that got in a week but i know homeless trans women struggling to get enough to eat and gay kids running away from abuse and sex workers trying to evade police brutality
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
colby-jeeze-cosplay: chauvinistsushi: meepitperson: Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s
fortheloveofbruno: wedreamandsmile: INTERVIEWER: What makes a woman beautiful? BRUNO: You know I’m a big fan of er, just rhythm, you know, talking to a girl and having that rhythm and that-that conversation. That’s-that’s nice and flowing, and
d-u-c-k-i-e: ugh i want a closet like that.. and that many clothes..
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
atouchofswine:yourfarto:londonfairy: manim0: gookgod: this is some yuri manga type shit man i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room I always REBLOG this when I see it WHERE’S THE COMIC???! [Bob Saget voice] And that, kids, is how I
awww idky but this is so cute to me maybe cuz its like kind of a perfect setting, i mean look its like they are living in a shack on a beach with like a pot and a coffee cup and thats it. it looks so simple and cute
i just figured out how i got sicki was at mcd’s yesterday and the kid at the register had a face mask on, he must have been sick but decided to go to work anyway AT A PLACE THAT SELLS FOODgod dammit
sunfl0werpetal: agentgreenpie: And that, kids, is Sass Master John Lennon cant handle that sass
laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat:thinking abt the milfs that r stuck in the house w their ugly husbands and loud kids this is so unfair to them oh god
lucoark: Completed redid the originals a little bit and cleaned the whole thing up. Feel free to delete this caption
plasmalogical: bottom left corner will grow up to do those photorealistic paintings of eyes and shit. the kid next to him will prove god doesnt exist
feministrology: someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok
so this season of voltron gave me that good, GOOD, Holt content as well as garrision trio shenanigans so it was quite honestly the best season for me
thirtytoliftoff: reasons why autumn is the best season bonfires scarves pumpkin pie you can acTUALLY SEE YOUR BREATH WOW frosty grass in the morning halloween and little kids dressed as pumpkins and witches aw lots of coffee yum those cute hats with
John and Karkat specieswap 8’) and with this I’ve drawn all the beta kids as trolls yess
sodomymcscurvylegs: We all made fun of Donald for not healing us in KH and now we’re all bottoms playing Mercy/Moira getting “I need healing!” spammed at us, and that kids is called “karma.”
i enjoy the fact that in like 4 games i own one way or another i was able to marry two ladies and make them have children …. heheh….
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